Dallas Shoe Warehouse can suck ZAPPO's toes...

I hate it when clueless company officials get all hot & bothered by imagined infringements by other, better-established competitors. DSW (formerly called "Dallas Shoe Warehouse" and still based here, I think) is nothing but what the name says: a warehouse of clawing women desperate to spend money on more frivolity in their empty lives.

I think we can all agree: Women don't have enough choices when it comes to shoes...